8:00 p.m.
Sixth grade gets a new substitute teacher who wants to prepare the class for an international competition in Paris. But something just isn’t right. How is she able read kids’ minds? Why is she so cruel? And how does she manage to convince everyone’s parents that she’s wonderful when the entire class knows that she’s actually an alien? Advance reservation recommended by Thurs., 3 Jan. 2008; followed by champagne dessert table.